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Shirt Land

Peter — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 18:42:50 +0000

Buy something when you feel bold enough to wear it. Or, buy something and make someone ELSE bold enough to wear it!

Waterboarding

Peter — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 23:13:16 +0000

Thinking about starting my own brewery. Came up with a few proposals for our marketing department to work on and develop. This one seemed like a catchy title. Alluring too!

Flames, Trains and Automobiles

Peter — Mon, 26 May 2008 15:04:46 +0000

If you’ve got family, you know. If you have an insane boss, you know. If you’ve got bills, you know. If you buy gas, you know. If your president’s last name sounds like a small shrub, you know. If you were counting on FEMA, you know. If you were counting on wisdom from the Supreme Court, you know. If you’re homeless in the land of milk and honey, you know. If the person you love is standing on the other side of the known universe, you know. Just click your heels together three times and repeat after me. “There’s no such thing as global warming! There’s no such thing as global warming! There’s no such thing….”

Mine’s Bigger

Peter — Sat, 24 May 2008 14:55:14 +0000

Ever wanted to walk into a bar and bitch slap the biggest, baddest guy in the room just to get his phone number? When straight guys talk about having a “man crush,” this is what they really mean. Ever notice how erotic most wrestling and Ultimate Fighter shows are? This is what they really mean. The useless girl walking around the ring carrying big numbers is only there to remind you that it’s not a gay show. This isn’t Broadway, boys and girls! Or, is it???

Airport Humor

Peter — Sat, 24 May 2008 14:07:53 +0000

“I am not gay! I never HAVE been gay!” How many times have you heard that from guys reaching under the partition to grab you by the ankles???

Solitude

Peter — Sat, 24 May 2008 13:55:07 +0000

As often as possible, try to get away from the hustle and bustle of daily life. Visit some far away planet. Take a dip in the Lake of Motions with a couple of celestial friends. Talk about how warm and soothing this dark dimension is. Relax! Tomorrow can wait a few more hours. Your sun is just around the corner.

I thought this was a Democracy.

Peter — Fri, 23 May 2008 20:00:43 +0000

Some people think the Constituton should be amended to read:

Boys will be boys.

Peter — Fri, 23 May 2008 19:41:28 +0000

Come on! You know it. Men have a whole separate culture that women know nothing about. In schools. In prisons. At truck stops. In parks. In the military. In Congress. On jobs. Sometimes even in church. We don’t talk about it in polite circles, but it’s there!

There’s no such thing as adulthood.

Peter — Fri, 23 May 2008 19:13:12 +0000

Who says kids get to have all the fun? Remember when you used to have an imagination?

I know this dungeon master and….

Peter — Fri, 23 May 2008 19:04:53 +0000

I could explain and explain until I turned blue in the face and you wouldn’t understand. But anyone who loves UFC probably would. Maybe even a few street thuga’s.